“Why are you single?”

“When will you make me a grandmother?

“Are you two planning to take the next step anytime soon?”

If you’ve spent nary a day with your family/extended family/family friends over the holidays, you’ve probably run into at least one of these questions about your dating life. And for reasons we 100-percent understand, you may be a wee bit hesitant to reveal the whole truth and nothing but the truth. In that case, we present to you eight killer responses to the nagging, the nosy, and the none-too-understanding.