Welp, it’s that time of year again — graduation season. Say goodbye to high school and hello to Tinder. While this is a time many spend focused on the vortex of uncertainty that is the future, it’s also a great time to look back on all of the triumphs, missteps, and everything in between that made the past four years your most interesting yet.
Who are we kidding? If you’re anything like us, you’ve spent most of the past four years glued to your iPhone screen. And if we were to put our money on it, most of that screen time was devoted to the likes of Instagram and Twitter. While you may be able to recite the quadratic formula, you can also recall exactly where you were in 2017 when Beyoncé posted the photo that stopped the world (and that’s so much more important).
Though your classmates may have played an important role in your high school saga, it’s safe to say that those who made waves in pop culture these past few years did, too. That’s why we’ve decided to round up the Celebrity Class of 2019 and provide them with superlatives that are more accurate than the BS you’ll see in your yearbook.
Kylie Jenner: Most Likely To Succeed Without ANY Help Whatsoever
Billie Eilish: Most Likely To Unleash Your Inner Emo
Noah Centineo: Most Likely To Steal Your Heart…Then Ghost You
Charles Melton: Most Likely To Give You Jawline Envy
Ariana Grande: Most Likely To Steal Your Man Yet Have You Apologizing For It
Mariah Carey: Most Likely To Be Crowned Queen of Shade
Miley Cyrus: Most Likely To Pull Off Multiple Rebrands Before 30
Jennifer Lopez: Most Likely To Locate the Fountain of Youth
Jonas Brothers: Most Likely To Relive the Glory Days
Chrissy Teigen: Most Likely To Clap TF Back Then Make You Dinner Afterwards
Diplo: Most Likely To DJ Your Wedding
KJ Apa: Most Likely To Make A Drastic Post-breakup Hair Change
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: Most Likely To Glow Up
Beyoncé: Most Likely To Be Crowned Homecoming Queen
David Dobrik: Most Likely To Make You Ask “What Is He Famous For?”