If you’re like us, you love “The Office.” And if you’re like a lot of other Tinder users, you’ve copped a line or two from Michael Scott’s (or Dwight’s or Kevin’s or Stanley’s) playbook to make your first message memorable. The question is, does this technique work? We gathered some people to test out using Dunder Mifflin employee quotes to make a date-Mike-like impression, and the responses they received are worth considering.

We just have one more question: Do you love the smell of bacon on a woman?